When you’re about to pay at the grocery store but your mom tells you to run and grab something she forgot Spongebob
How it feels like being stuck in a regular job knowing your true potential Superman escorted
Police finding a gram vs finding a killer who’s been asking to be caught all day Cleveland Scooby Doo
What makes sex not rape? Consent. What makes a job not slavery? Consent. What makes a transaction not robbery? Consent. What makes taxation not theft? Magical fairy dust
Spiderman cup with straw sticking out. It ain’t gonna suck itself
When you were the only one bullying the weird kid and he shoots up the school while you were home sick Shrek
Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee. It’s cold. Nice cup of coffee. It’s horrible. Cup of coffee. I’m not even sure it’s coffee. Cup Sherlock
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Serial killer, parallel killer Dexter
Manga anime cartoons we made your childhood awesome right
How screwed up would it be if the last sentence of the last Harry Potter book was “and then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase”