Ball for natural disaster crushproof. Shut up and take my money
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Still fighting with the wife? Not anymore. pork chops
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To live life you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it what’s the point of living?
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Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton Simba Lion King
When even animated vulcanoes have a love life and you don’t
Cat looking like black fuzzy balls
Dear God please let me win 100m Olympics.  How do we satisfy them both? paraolympics
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When it’s my first day of school: freshman year, senior year fish
What haircut do you want lady? I need to defeat Frieza
Kamehameha you need two right hands