Miss the bus miss of the
You were in a coma for 2-years just 5 more minutes
I told you it was hunting season but no we had to visit your sisters near the lake
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier I hope he got it
I googled world funniest joke and this was it I’m crying help Sherlock Watson somebody stole our tent
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches
I love my dad on a car with a screwdriver daughter kid
I should buy a pyramid cat Sphinx