This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
Tesla has added special air filters to make your air clean just in case you’re stuck in trafiic behind a Volkswagen Elon Musk
Whenever you’re sad think of the happy onion man
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2015 is almost over and I lost no weight, didn’t learn anything, haven’t saved any money, still ugly
Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Friend is someone to share the last cookie with cookie monster
If monday was a beer head foam
Black lives matter, all lives matter, no lives matter metal
Cat pushes TV off the shelf hits exercising man animation fail
Playing cat omg it was you the entire time