Elon Musk quote: When I was a little kid I was scared of the dark, it just means the absence of protons in the visible wavelenght. It’s silly to be afraid of a lack of protons
Japanese say you have three faces: first face you show to the world, second face you show to your close friends and family, third face you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are
Crane calling: I love your accent, where are you from? Ukraine. WTF, how’d you know?
Let’s just skip the bowl and put the food directly into my mouth cute puppy
If you’re driving a Tesla and it gets stolen is it now called an Edison?
We do not have WiFi, talk to each other, pretend it’s 1995
If your mom doesn’t have a flip case on her phone and scrolls with her index finger is she even your mom?
Eau de Saque. Get the smell of Jogi’s saquesess. Joachim Loew fragnance
Sack Jogi Low Joachim Loew fragnance Euro 2016 sniffing smelling his balls
Still more exciting than football man staring at a wall