Funny dog: what’s the difference between hippo and zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
Dinosaurs grilling: oh great who invited the herbivore, I brought hummus
Smart hit squirrel on a highway totally destroyed trolling
Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig in the mud after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it
Diagnose: very good dog. Cute dog with vet
The skull of an eagle logo of Assassins Creed comparison
They start out as just a potamus hippopotamus
I like people whose names tell short stories like John Went. Where’d he go, I don’t know T-Rex
When you’re too drunk but she’s in the mood small elephant
Gerard Depardieu, gepard retardieu