Carnivorous plant Santa Claus beard eyes animation
Dolphins bathroom tiles fail badly placed
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn’t stand on any it’d fall over
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent
Tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield but it looks like it’s giant and destroying town
Too fat for fun hamster on a slide
Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this