Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent
Tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield but it looks like it’s giant and destroying town
Too fat for fun hamster on a slide
Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this
To feed deers use the 25 cents coin
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When your dad trades you for a camel
Pig medusa costume made of snakes
Baby tiger doesn’t like his picture taken the photo he took cute sweet
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No one told Frank he could breathe underwater fish
The most heavy metal goat ever